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    A Goofball Wedding

    By: jskillsPublished: 05/09/2006
     
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    Many people have been brought togther by Goofball.com and hooked up in real life. I'm sure many of you long time Goofballers can name a few. There have been some very nice stories, as well as some that were not so nice.

    Well we recently were made aware of a couple that met on our site and ended up tying the knot recently. In true Goofballer fashion, they've submitted some photos for us to post on the site. It looked like they had a perfect day for a wedding. The theme seemed to be centered around the color red.

    We've been asked to keep their screenames confidential, so if you think you know who they are, feel free to guess.

    Of course, please enjoy the photos below.


    The blushing bride and her bridesmaids.


    I think we can see where the groom got his good looks from.


    Unable to contain his joy.


    Hey now, I know he's irresistable, but you need to wait till after the wedding.


    Are those tears of joy I see there?


    Now that's one handsome couple.


    The beauty of this shot is that you get to see the footware thatgoes with their respective ensembles.


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    Still trying to guess who it is? Okay, we'll give you a hint. They're cousins ...

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    you jest with us.. (0 replies)
    started by conservative
    (05.28.2006 0:40:27 AM EST)

    these pictures appeared on two other web sites. saw them over the past fortnight. I doubt if they are true Goofball members.
    Damn they are ugly. Makes you want to vote for abortion.

    So, uh....... (5 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.13.2006 10:24:08 PM EST)


    I'm just curious........ how mentally retarded does a person have to be before the state can legally bar marriage?

    I'd also like to know if sterilization was a prerequisite to these folks getting a marriage license?

    And finally, I'd like to know how my name has managed to stay out of this for this long?

    Not that I'm complaining, mind you. Hehehehehe.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    ah (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.11.2006 8:34:22 PM EST)

    hahahahaha now thats good stuff...

    isnt that (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (05.09.2006 10:09:09 PM EST)

    jack spratt and his blushing bride?

    You beat me to the story (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (05.09.2006 8:49:01 PM EST)

    Bravo.. ;-)

    However, you've done a far more fantastic job than I would have.

    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (05.09.2006 7:36:31 PM EST)

    *cowering in corner*

    *cries*

    "I'm scared!!!!!!!!!"

    They're cousins (0 replies)
    started by bd2son
    (05.09.2006 3:28:28 PM EST)

    but got too many teeth to be from Arkansas so my guess is West Virgina.

    She looks a little like some one I dated about 6 years ago but she was smothering me with love and I had to break it off. I hope the guy in the red shirt is happy!!

    Lost in the 50's.....

    LMAO! (0 replies)  
    started by archiek9
    (05.09.2006 2:43:41 PM EST)

    Damn that's funny.

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