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Thank You

By: missyPublished: 07/02/2001
 
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Well, it's done. Goofball is now a paid membership site. Now that all of the griping and complaining has ceased, I thought I would take a little time to say "thank you."

The Goofball staff has endured so very much -- much more than I could. And yet, you all are still here; offering us a place to gather, have fun, and enjoy all sorts of various entertainment. To me, that is priceless.

All of you have put so much of yourselves into making this site what it is today. It saddens me that so many people were and are completely ungrateful. You have taken time away from your families and other activities to keep this site up and running. It's too bad that some people are, or were, only concerened with themselves -- and not the big picture.

I know we aren't out of the woods yet. However, we your faithful Goofballs, will do whatever we can to help. We want you to know how grateful we are that you just didn't give in -- and that you kept it going even when things looked their worst. We will continue to promote the site and try to bring in as many new members as possibly we can.

Thank you, Goofball Staff -- for your dedication, your ceaseless and tireless work, and most importantly, your wonderful sense of humor.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

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    Ah.... (0 replies)
    started by meesha
    (08.13.2003 2:06:12 PM EST)

    Two years of peace and quiet! Thanks, goofball.com staff. Keep up the good work.

    Hugs

    Meow

    you mean (0 replies)
    started by bettybimbo
    (11.06.2001 8:52:30 PM EST)

    goofball wasn't always a pay site?
    Where was I when it was free?
    No matter, I don't always have time to be online like I might like, but so far I can't complain. I have spent 20 bucks on things that didn't last a day. I get to come here and read jokes and see funny toons for a year. :)

    No Option... (0 replies)
    started by delucmi
    (10.18.2001 8:24:57 AM EST)

    While it is true that I enjoy being a Goofballer... the fact is I had to "pay to stay" as GoofBall is (at this time) the only site I have found that I have access to some great shit through the firewall my corporation has installed.
    Thanks for the good stuff and I hope you keep it up now that I have paid... (I know you will!)

    OK, Terrific

    Flawlessly stated (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.30.2001 12:23:58 PM EST)

    My sentiments exactly, Missy, and those of many other goofs as well, I'm sure. Thank you for so eloquently putting it into words.

    We are coming, it's personal now.
    They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!

    I agree missy (0 replies)
    started by sted5
    (09.29.2001 6:17:05 PM EST)

    Goofball is a great place to be with my friends, its gotta be the best $20 ive spent in a while, thanks to the goofball staff and all the hard work that they have put in.

    Absolutely, Sis! (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (09.27.2001 5:58:52 PM EST)

    No one could have said it any better than you, Missy! As the days pass, more and more people are registering...and finding out what a great group of people Goofballers are! I feel very privileged to be part of the Goofball family! Hugs to you, Sis...:)

    ~SweetiePeach~   ~*God Bless America*~

    Well said, Missy!! (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (09.26.2001 10:11:41 PM EST)

    I fully agreee!

    We're watching and we will fight back. Our spirit will not be broken!

    I agree completely (0 replies)
    started by magius
    (09.26.2001 7:22:22 PM EST)

    I wasn't going to pay, until I read the history you all provided. Realizing how frosted I'D be if no one was willing to pay if I put that much into something, I knew 20 bucks a year was more than fair - keep up the great content! :)
    -m-

    oops (0 replies)  
    started by jskills
    (09.26.2001 0:46:00 AM EST)

    Why we didn't post this when it was originally submitted is my mistake. Somehow it fell through the cracks :-(

    Thank you for all your kind words Missy.


    JSkills
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