"I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state." -George W. Bush, speaking to reporters, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001
"I am in favor of it, as long as it is multiple choice." Former NBA player Kurt Rambus on taking drug tests.
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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She shops for clothes in the local tent shop!
Q. What do you call a smart blonde? A. A golden retriever.