"And I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "Remarks by the President at Arkansas Welcome, Northwest Arkansas Regional Airport," Nov. 4, 2002
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel overwhat I considered to be a very odd number." Steven Wright, Comedian
#195 Eleven of the fifty states are named after and actual person.
Yo Mama ...
so fat the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn.
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader