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... is so fat, She says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator!
One Liners
Q. How can you piss off your wife while making love? A. Call her from your cell phone.
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occuring, relax and correct itself. At about that height it hits maximum speed and when it hits the ground it's rib cage absorbs most of the impact.
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