"I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military." -George W. Bush, speaking at Tyndall Air Force Base in Florida, March 12, 2001
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." Homer Simpson
#15 All porcupines float in water.
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... is so fat, Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Q. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? A. You can drop her off anywhere.