"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my #%@# clothes." Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker
#125 Pigeons have been trained by the U.S. Coast Guard to spot people lost at sea.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.