"She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio." -George W. Bush, on Laura Bush inviting Justice Antonin Scalia to dinner at the White House, Jan. 2001
"Let me tell you about Gregoriava, the Bulgarian girl... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" Exclaimed an overly-excited Pat Glenn, world-renowned weightlifting commentator.
#28 Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat!
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
December 10, 2013
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New York City Rules
Now that the holiday season has set upon us with such menace, many of you will be making your respective pilgrimages to New York ...
Published : 12.21.2005
Editor's Note: The author of this rant is a friend of Goofball and has one of the most legit blogs on the net.