"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003
"I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically." Steven Wright, Comedian
#209 The largest pumpkin ever grown weighed 1,061 lbs.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she just got a job at the airport sniffing for drugs.
Q: What's the definition of macho? A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.