"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." -George W. Bush, May 14
"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex? ... Me neither." Steve Martin
#4 Slugs have 4 noses.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, or three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.