"A year ago, I did give the speech from the carrier, saying that we had achieved an important objective, that we'd accomplished a mission, which was the removal of Saddam Hussein. And as a result, there are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq." Bush, remarks in the Rose Garden, April 30, 2004
"Public speaking is very easy." Senator Dan Quayle to reporters in 10/88
#150 The first sport to be filmed was boxing in 1894.
Yo Mama ...
is like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Q: How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? A: You don't know, maaan! You weren't there!