"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a literate country and a hopefuller country." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 11, 2001
"The last thing you want is for someone to commit suicide before executing them." Gary Deland, former Utah director for corrections
#72 The average person uses 150 gallons of water per day for personal use.
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is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled milk.