"The solid truth of the matter is, when you findif you want to help heal the hurt, if you want to you hurt peoplehelp people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks," Nov. 4, 2002
"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor...I told him he was grounded." Tim Allen, Comedian
#225 There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!
Q: Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? A: He did okay until his business fell off.