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The USA, Now a Third-World Political Power

By: ejdeyoePublished: 01/08/2001
 
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The US election from a Third World perspective ...

In our media, we hear daily events of third-world, and or, politically struggling countries fraudulant activities when it comes to elections. how corrupt 'other' people are, but it is not much different here in the US. Our children should study this event closely for it shows that Political Fraud IS NOT only a third world phenomena, it is strong here in the US.

1. Imagine that we read of an election occurring anywhere in the third world in which the self-declared winner was the son of the former prime minister and that former prime minister was himself the former head of that nation's secret police (CIA).

2. Imagine that the self-declared winner lost the popular vote but won based on some old colonial holdover (electoral college) from the nation's pre-democracy past.

3. Imagine that the self declared winner's 'victory' turned on disputed votes cast in a province governed by his brother!

4. Imagine that the poorly drafted ballots of one district, a district heavily favoring the self-declared winner's opponent, led thousands of voters to vote for the wrong candidate.

5. Imagine that that members of that nation's most despised caste, fearing for their lives and or livelihoods, turned out in record numbers to vote in near-universal opposition to the self-declared winner's candidacy.

6. Imagine that hundreds of members of that most despised caste were intercepted on their way to the polls by state police operating under the authority of the self-declared winner's brother.

7. Imagine that six million people voted in the disputed province and that the self-declared winner's 'lead' was only 327 votes. Fewer, certainly, than the vote counting machines' margin of error.

8. Imagine that the self-declared winner and his political party opposed a more careful by-hand inspection and re-counting of the ballots in the disputed province or in its most hotly disputed district.

9. Imagine that the self-declared winner, himself agovernor of a major province, had the worst human rights record of any province in his nation and actually led the nation in executions.

10. Imagine that a major campaign promise of the self-declared winner was to appoint like-minded human rights violators to lifetime positions on the high court of that nation.

None of us would deem such an election to be representative of anything other than the self-declared winner's will-to-power. All of us, I imagine, would wearily turn the page thinking that it was another sad tale of pitiful pre/or anti-democracy peoples in some strange elsewhere.

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    Title: NOT PLAGIARISM
    By: ejdeyoe
    Date: 01.11.2001 4:50 PM EST

    this is not PLAGIARISM, because when i sent it to the goofball.com staff, i had told them it was an e-mail i had recieved... i never wanted to accept credit for writing it, only credit for thinking... and taking the time to ask other people to think. too many proud individuals are ignorant to the fact that there ARE problems with our country... but instead, people tend to fight for something that the barely know anything about. please, save your personal attacks, they are not going to help any of us, but open your mind up a bit... that is all i ask.

    "i am what i am and that is all that i am, but not all that i can be."

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    NOT PLAGIARISM  
    started by ejdeyoe
    (01.11.2001 4:50:25 PM EST)

    this is not PLAGIARISM, because when i sent it to the goofball.com staff, i had told them it was an e-mail i had recieved... i never wanted to accept credit for writing it, only credit for thinking... and taking the time to ask other people to think. too many proud individuals are ignorant to the fact that there ARE problems with our country... but instead, people tend to fight for something that the barely know anything about. please, save your personal attacks, they are not going to help any of us, but open your mind up a bit... that is all i ask.

    "i am what i am and that is all that i am, but not all that i can be."

    cmon dude
    by cmoncmon
    (01.11.2001 7:00:20 PM EST)

    you got to be kidding. I am one that could care less WHO wrote it. The person that submitted it is to blame for its stupidity meeting up with my eyes.

    Oh yeah, I bet you buy the Kennedy conspiracy and every other nutbrained conspiracy theory you hear.

    By the way It made me think......think you and anyone else who buys into such crap is an idiot.

    Thanks for your time and God bless AMERICA.

    this is what i think
    by testiclees
    (01.30.2001 6:39:18 PM EST)

    yes, there are problems in america, but what u have to relize is that this is still the greatest nation on earth and we should be thankful everyday that we were not born into some third world country. and the electoral college that you, i'm sorry not you but the real author, calls, what was the words he used, ah yes, pre-democratic i believe, is the still the best way we have of electing our president. and it is the best for one very good reason: it prevents radical extemests from coming to power to easily. imagine, if u will what would've happened had david duke been elected president way back in 1992. it would've been an utter diaster that would've sent racial tension to the breaking point. so my point is simply this: there are things wrong with america, it is after all just another country and no country, just like no individual, is perfect. so all we can do is thank god above, should u believe in him, that u live in a country that allows you the freedom to believe or not believe in him and open your eyes to the fact that america is still the greatest country in the world and that u are fortunite to live here rather than in lets say yugoslavia. thats all. good night and god bless.

    I am Testiclees: Lord of the Pants


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