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The USA, Now a Third-World Political Power

By: ejdeyoePublished: 01/08/2001
 
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The US election from a Third World perspective ...

In our media, we hear daily events of third-world, and or, politically struggling countries fraudulant activities when it comes to elections. how corrupt 'other' people are, but it is not much different here in the US. Our children should study this event closely for it shows that Political Fraud IS NOT only a third world phenomena, it is strong here in the US.

1. Imagine that we read of an election occurring anywhere in the third world in which the self-declared winner was the son of the former prime minister and that former prime minister was himself the former head of that nation's secret police (CIA).

2. Imagine that the self-declared winner lost the popular vote but won based on some old colonial holdover (electoral college) from the nation's pre-democracy past.

3. Imagine that the self declared winner's 'victory' turned on disputed votes cast in a province governed by his brother!

4. Imagine that the poorly drafted ballots of one district, a district heavily favoring the self-declared winner's opponent, led thousands of voters to vote for the wrong candidate.

5. Imagine that that members of that nation's most despised caste, fearing for their lives and or livelihoods, turned out in record numbers to vote in near-universal opposition to the self-declared winner's candidacy.

6. Imagine that hundreds of members of that most despised caste were intercepted on their way to the polls by state police operating under the authority of the self-declared winner's brother.

7. Imagine that six million people voted in the disputed province and that the self-declared winner's 'lead' was only 327 votes. Fewer, certainly, than the vote counting machines' margin of error.

8. Imagine that the self-declared winner and his political party opposed a more careful by-hand inspection and re-counting of the ballots in the disputed province or in its most hotly disputed district.

9. Imagine that the self-declared winner, himself agovernor of a major province, had the worst human rights record of any province in his nation and actually led the nation in executions.

10. Imagine that a major campaign promise of the self-declared winner was to appoint like-minded human rights violators to lifetime positions on the high court of that nation.

None of us would deem such an election to be representative of anything other than the self-declared winner's will-to-power. All of us, I imagine, would wearily turn the page thinking that it was another sad tale of pitiful pre/or anti-democracy peoples in some strange elsewhere.

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    Title: Same shit, opposite page
    By: chukmac
    Date: 02.02.2001 12:55 AM EST

    For eight goddamn years I've endured the whining of holier-than-thou, conservative, "God"-fearing Republicans. Now I have to endure at least four years of whining from the touchy-feely, liberal, wounded inner child Democrats. Plus I get the bonus of hearing the oh-so-witty replies. The fact that anyone could defend either of these turds astounds me. I have a very hard time believing that the majority of America is as extreme one side or the other as the two majaor candidates. Most of us are probably somewhere in the middle. Hey, by all means lets kick the death penalty in to high gear, but please don't prevent some fifteen year old girl who stupidly got knocked up from at least avoiding one more addition to the exponentially growing,unwanted bastard population. Jeez. Christians should be thrilled that the little zygotes or fetuses get to go straight to heaven instead of enduring years of hell with an irresponsible mother and a part-time idiot of a dad. Amd yes, I do vote...in every election, not just "the big one". Even the "little" ones that make the real differences and I never vote part lines. I actually do research and make a well-informed choice. Imagine that!

    Pervert?!?..Hell, I'm a provert 'cause I'm damn good at it!

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    started by chukmac
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    For eight goddamn years I've endured the whining of holier-than-thou, conservative, "God"-fearing Republicans. Now I have to endure at least four years of whining from the touchy-feely, liberal, wounded inner child Democrats. Plus I get the bonus of hearing the oh-so-witty replies. The fact that anyone could defend either of these turds astounds me. I have a very hard time believing that the majority of America is as extreme one side or the other as the two majaor candidates. Most of us are probably somewhere in the middle. Hey, by all means lets kick the death penalty in to high gear, but please don't prevent some fifteen year old girl who stupidly got knocked up from at least avoiding one more addition to the exponentially growing,unwanted bastard population. Jeez. Christians should be thrilled that the little zygotes or fetuses get to go straight to heaven instead of enduring years of hell with an irresponsible mother and a part-time idiot of a dad. Amd yes, I do vote...in every election, not just "the big one". Even the "little" ones that make the real differences and I never vote part lines. I actually do research and make a well-informed choice. Imagine that!

    Pervert?!?..Hell, I'm a provert 'cause I'm damn good at it!


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