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George W. Bush
 
"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have...he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."-To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
 
 

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"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
— Vice President Dan Quayle
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#99 You burn 20 calories an hour chewing gum.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" is so she said levi's
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care.
 
 



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Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November?
John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war
Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K
Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding
All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war
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Goofball Facts
 
Gloucestershire Airport in England used to blast Tina Turner songs on the runways to scare birds away.