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	"We need to thin our forests in America." —Bush, on the evil of forests, Aug. 11, 2003 Source: The Arizona Republic, "In Arizona, Bush Touts His Idea to Thin Forests," Aug. 12, 2003.

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	#186 A female kangaroo is called a flyer.

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	Some 16,000,000,000 prizes have been given away in boxes of Cracker Jacks since the company started the practice in 1912.