"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." -George W. Bush, speaking at the Radio & Television Correspondents dinner, March 29, 2001
Random Quote
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
Snapple Facts
#12 Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
One Liners
Q: What can a bird do that a man cannot do? A: Whistle through his pecker!
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