"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." - Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
Random Quote
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey
Snapple Facts
#135 A single coffee tree produces only about a pound of coffee beans per year.
Yo Mama ...
is so short she models for trophies.
One Liners
Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls
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