A Guy and a Contest
Submitted By: kim
Article Date: 04/12/1999
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/bar/19990412_contest
A guy walks in to a bar and sees a jar full of money. He asks "whats with the jar of money?" The bartender mentions its a contest. The guy asks what kind of contest. The bartender says "see that
800lbs woman? you have to make love to here and then you have to pull a loose tooth from a pti bull in the next room." The guy says "okay I'll do it." He goe into the room and 20 minutes later comes out with his clothes all torn up and then says, "Alrighty... where is the fat woman with the loose tooth?"