Top Ten Things Not To Say To Parents When Picking Up A Date:
Submitted By: Laura
Article Date: 10/09/1999
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/top10/19991009_pickingup_date
10. "I feel like we both have something in common, she
calls ME daddy too!"
And the No. 1 Thing NOT To Say to Parents When Picking Up A
Date...
9. "Now. show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your
daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I
loved her?"
6. "I just got my license today."
5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has
helped me
mature."
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "You taught her to swallow, didn't you?"
2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door
Bob.'"
1."So,does your wife just lay there during sex too?"