Top 10 ways to tell if a Red Neck has been working on a computer
Submitted By: Kitten
Article Date: 02/23/2000
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/top10/20000223_redneck
Top 10 ways to tell if a Redneck has beenworking on a computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneckhas been working on a
computer is...
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.