Flied Lice
Submitted By: Malcom
Article Date: 04/22/2000
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/ethnic/20000422_friedrice
This Greek guy walks into a Chinese restaurant and gets a
table. The waiter comes over and says,"May I help you?".
The Greek guy says,"What is today's special?"
The waiter says,"Today's special is flied lice."
The Greek guy busts a nut.
"Flied lice?",the Greek guy laughs,"What you gonna do? Stick
your head in the deep flier? No thanks,just get me some egg
drop soup."
Every Wednesday,the same thing happens.
What's today's special? Flied lice.
Even the other customers are laughing at him.
So the Chinese waiter says to himself,"Make a fool out of
me,will ya.I'll show this bastard up."
He goes home for the weekend and practices saying "Fried
Rice".All weekend he practices untill he can say Fried Rice
fluently.
Wednesday rolls around and sure enough,in walks the Greek guy
and takes his usual table.
"May I help you?",says the waiter....ready to show him what for.
"Sure thing,Hung Lo. I keep forgetting what the special is
today."(giggles to himself)
And with that,the waiter says in a voice fit for a radio
announcer,"Today's special is Fried Rice......
YOU GLEEK PLICK!!!!!!!!!!