The Best Bar in Town
Submitted By: Randall
Article Date: 05/11/2000
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/ethnic/20000511_bar
An Irish guy, an Italian guy, and a Polish guy are in a bar.
The Irish guy says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but MacDougal's
is the best. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another
drink, and MacDougal himself buys the third drink."
The Italian guy says, "Yeah, that's-a nice, but where I come-a
from, there's-a this place, Vinnie's. You buy a drink, Vinnie
buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinnie buys you
another drink."
The Polish guy says, "You think that's great? Where I come
from, there's this place, Stukowski's. At Stukowski's, they buy
you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy
you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back, and
you get laid."
The Italian guy says, "That's-a fantastic. That's-a happen to
you?"
The Polish guy says, "No. It happened to my sister."