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Things Women Should Never Say To A Naked Man
Submitted By: Anonymous
Article Date: 07/10/2000
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/men_women/20000710101

• Oh, it's so cute.
• I'm so sorry.
• I've smoked joints fatter than that.
• Who circumcised you?
• Why don't we just cuddle?
• You know they have surgery to fix that.
• You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
• Can I paint a smiley face on that?
• Wow, and your feet are so big.
• My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
• It's OK, we'll work around it.
• Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
• Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
• Oh no, a flash headache!
• My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
• Let me go get my tweezers.
• How sweet, you brought incense!
• This explains your car.
• Are you one of those pygmies?
• All right! A treasure hunt!
• Why is God punishing you?
• But it still works, right?
• Do you take steroids?
• Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
• Let me know when you're done.
• Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
• Aww, it's hiding.
• Are you cold?
• If you get me real drunk first.
• Is that an optical illusion?
• Were you neutered?
• It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
• Does it come with an air pump?
• Wow, some place to put my rings.
• Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
• So this is why I'm supposed to judge people on personality.