Police Get to the Bottom of Matters
Submitted By: BizarreNews
Article Date: 12/07/2000
URL: http://www.goofball.com/news/20001207_bizarre
MIAMI, Florida - Miami police sought to get to the bottom of a case where a 16-year-old student accused a US school official of having sexual relations with her in his apartment after school. The girl reportedly told police that she could prove it happened by disclosing the fact that the dean had a distinguishing birthmark on his buttocks. So the police, armed with a search warrant, ordered the dean to drop ´em. Whereupon they found the exact birthmark described by the girl. The dean claims the girl made up the story about having sex with him after he rejected her advances. The dean has been charged with two counts of familial custodial sexual battery and has been placed on administrative leave by his school. His lawyer has told reporters that he maintains his innocence.