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Minnesota Vikings 2001 Schedule and Rule Changes
Submitted By: Robnoxious
Article Date: 01/26/2001
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/sports/20010125104

After losing an important playoff game 41-0 against the New York Giants, the Minnesota Vikings football team is experiencing the following schedule and rule changes, effective immediately:

September 15 -- Shiloh Junior High School
September 22 -- Cub Scout Troop #101
September 29 -- St Paul Blind Academy
October 6 -- Spanish American War Vets
October 20 -- Elgin Mental Hospital
October 27 -- Girl Scout Troop #353
November 3 -- OH Venereal Disease Clinic
November 10 -- Lakewood Boys Choir
December 9 -- Brecksville Girls Club

Rule Changes

  • When playing polio patients, the Vikings must not disconnect knee braces.
  • When playing the Blind Academy, they must not hide the football under their jerseys.
  • The Vikings will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.
  • The Vikings will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more.

    Thank you,
    Viking's Management