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Things You Never Knew
Submitted By: Seaweedy
Article Date: 07/19/2001
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/facts/20010630101

Over 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Astronauts cannot cry. In space, there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.

A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.

German parents tell their children to eat everything on their plate, and in German this is said: "Iss dein Teller." If this sentence is translated into English it comes out: "Eat your plate." I guess the Germans should stock up on those wheat plates from Taiwan.

Percentage of Americans that want to change their bodies in some way: 75%. Percentage of Americans that would want to change their intelligence: 13%.

A person who is lost and starving can obtain nourishment by chewing on his shoes, provided they are made of leather.

An igloo will stand up to modern artillery better than a concrete barricade. Additionally, the are almost invisible from the air and can't be spotted by infrared sensors.