Your Funeral
Submitted By: rachelbabylon
Article Date: 05/10/2003
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/religious/2003057101
Three clerics were asked, "When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say?"
Episcopal Priest: "I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Catholic Priest: "I would like to hear them say that I was an excellent teacher and a servant of God who made a huge difference in peoples' lives."
Rabbi: "I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving.'"