Coporate Memorandum
Submitted By: JSkills
Article Date: 12/31/1998
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/business/981231_etch_a_sketch
Corporate has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support (see below).
The goal is to remove
all computers from the desktop by January, 1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are several strategic reasons behind this paradigm shift:
1) No Y2K problems.
Thank You.
Frequently Ask Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all these funny little
lines all over the screen.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
Q: What is the shortcut for "undo"?
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to be the same color?
Q: What is the proprer procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
Q: How do I save a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
2) No technical glitches keeping you from getting work done.
3) No more wasting time reading and writing email.
4) No more wasting time surfing the web.
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A: Don't shake it.