Strangers on a Train
Submitted By: SwampGirl
Article Date: 01/15/1999
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/men_women/990114132104
A man and a woman who have never met
before find themselves in the same sleeping
carriage of a train. After the initial
embarrassment, they both manage to get to
sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on
the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over
and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm
awfully cold and I was wondering if you could
possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye,
says, "I've got a better idea... let's pretend
we're married."
"Why not," giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies. "Get your own damn
blanket."