News Headlines for the Intellectually-Impaired
Submitted By: TheAdvisor
Article Date: 01/20/1999
URL: http://www.goofball.com/news/990120_News_headlines
The following are REAL newspaper headlines from various US newspapers in 1995.
Malls try to attract shoppers
Official: Only rain will cure drought
The Baltimore Sun, October 22
The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts
Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men
The SundayOregonian, September 24
Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
Newsday,July 11
Man shoots neighbor with machete
The Miami Herald, July 3
Tomatoes come in big, little,medium sizes
The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30
Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier
Than Clean Ones, Study Shows
The New
York
Times, March 10
Man clings to life after fatal
blast
Tucson Citizen,
January 10
Man Run Over by Freight Train
Dies
The Los Angeles
Times, March 2
Scientists see quakes in L.A.
future
The Oregonian,
January 28
Free Advice: Bundle up when out
in the cold
Lexington
Herald-Leader, January 26
Prosecution paints O.J. as a
wife-killer
Fort Lauderdale
Sun-Sentinel, January 25
Economist uses theory
to explain
economy
Collinsville
Herald-Journal, February 8
Bible church's focus is the Bible
Saint Augustine
Record, Florida, December 3, 1994
Clinton pledges restraint in
use of nuclear weapons
Cedar Rapids
Gazette, April 6
Discoveries: Older blacks have
edge in longevity
The Chicago
Tribune, March 5
Chancellor Wants Students To
Take Required Courses
The Banner
Herald, Athens, Georgia, March 13
Court
Rules Boxer Shorts Are
Indeed Underwear
Journal of
Commerce, April 20
Dysfunctional families can have
harmful effect on children
The Daily
Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 1
Lack of brains hinders research
The Columbus
Dispatch, April 16
How we feel about ourselves is
the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart
Boulder,
Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5
Fish lurk in streams
Rochester,
New York, Democrat
& Chronicle, January 29