An Irishman, a Mexican and an Alabama redneck
Submitted By: Laura
Article Date: 01/26/1999
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/misc/990124231159
An Irishman, a Mexican and an Alabama redneck were doing construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating
lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
cabbage!
If I get corned
beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this
building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos
again!
If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The
Alabama redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again.
If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
Next day -- the
Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps
to
his death.
The Mexican open his lunch, sees a burrito and
jumps too.
The
Alabama redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to
his death also
At the funeral - The Irishman's wife is weeping.
She
says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage I
never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also weeps
and says "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas!
I didn't realize
he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Alabama
redneck's wife.
"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "he makes his own
lunch!"