Blind Golfers
Submitted By: Robnoxious
Article Date: 04/16/1999
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/sports/990416_blind_golfers
Four guys were golfing one Saturday morning. All was going
well until they hit the 14th hole. There was another foursome on
the fairway
in front of them and they apparently didn't know
what the hell they were doing. They were hitting balls into the
woods, swinging and missing, just not doing anything right.
After taking 2 hours to play the last 6 holes, the foursome had
had enough.
"When this round is over, I'm going to give those 4 guys a
peice of my mind", said one of the frustrated golfers. The other
3 agreed with their partner. They all teed off on the 18th and
caught up with the inept foursome on the green. To
their
amasement they discovered that all four golfers were blind.
"My God we didn't know you guys were blind. I was ready to
read you the riot act. I appologize for yelling at you. I tell
you what, your round today is on me."
Another golfer says, "I'm sorry too, I'll pay for your
carts".
The third golfer says, "I'll buy your lunch when we get into
the club house".
The fourth golfer says nothing. One of his friends turns to
him and says, "Aren't you going to do
anything for these
guys?"
He turns to his friend and says "Fuck 'em they could have
played last night".