Redneck on a Computer
Submitted By: Robnoxious
Article Date: 06/07/1999
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/top10/990607_redneck_computer
Top 10 ways to tell if a
Redneck has been
working on a computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck
parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck
has been working on a computer
is...
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".