Everything Is Big In Texas
Submitted By: Robnoxious
Article Date: 06/25/1999
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/misc/990627_big_in_texas
There once was a blind fellow who decided to visit Texas.
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats
and said, "Wow,
these seats are big!" The person next to him answered,
"Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.
Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed
between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are huge!" The
bartender replied, " Yup! Everything is big down here in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where
the restroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second
door to
the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but
accidentally missed the second door. Instead, he entered the
third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the
pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man surfaced and
started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"