An accident waiting to happen
Submitted By: Robnoxious
Article Date: 09/07/1999
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/blonde/990907_tree_accident
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and
approaches the blonde lady driver.
"Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the
road"?
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here. I
almost had an accident ! I looked up and there was a tree right
in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree
in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another
tree in front of me !"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the
officer replied . "Ma'am ...that's your air freshener.