Oriental Medicine
Submitted By: Robert
Article Date: 12/21/1999
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/misc/991221_penis
One day this bloke travels to the Far East on business.
He goes to many countries with great success but 3 months later
arrives home to find he's contracted a strange disease in the
genital region.
The doctor gives him the news that his penis has to be
amputated.
"But this is terrible, I just cannot accept it. I will consult
another physician."
So the bloke sees numerous doctors all over Europe and North
America but they all come to the same conclusion.
His member has got to be chopped off.
Just as the plane's landing at Heathrow the bloke has an idea.
If it's an Oriental, Far-Eastern disease then why doesn't he
consult an Oriental doctor!
So an appointment is made and it's off to Chinatown in London.
The bloke explains his problems and the doctor gives a full
examination.
"No, I don't think amputation is neccessary", says the oriental
doctor.
The patient is over the moon.
"Brilliant! I saw dozens of doctors from Europe and America.
They all said amputation was the only way."
"Pah!! Western doctors", says the Chinese gentleman with
disdain.
"What do THEY know !?!.
Any doctor worth his salt could tell you that it'll drop off by
itself in 4-6 weeks!"