Dead Presidents
Submitted By: mizike
Article Date: 11/07/2000
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/political/INC20001019004726
Our last six presidents are on a sinking ship. This is the conversation:
Ford says: "What do we do?" Bush says: "Man the lifeboats!" Reagan says: "What lifeboats?" Carter says: "Women first!" Nixon says: "Screw the women!" Clinton says: "You think we have time?"