Honesty Is The Best Policy
Submitted By: rld1013
Article Date: 05/18/2001
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/bar/INC20001113230111
A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young thing in her short, pink minidress.
Using the time honored ice breaker, he sends her a drink. "How lucky am I" he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him. They strike up a wonderful conversation.
Finally the girl turns to him and says, "Look, you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I'm a working girl. I get two hundred dollars for what you think you'll ply out of me with liquor."
He replies, "I have no problem with the money but, since you were so staightforward I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts. I bite, scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture, and just plain destroy the place."
"Oh my God! How long does that last?" she asked.
"Just until I get my two hundred bucks back!" he replied.