The Gutter
Submitted By: bd2son
Article Date: 04/13/2008
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/sports/INC20050413102253
"Do you remember first meeting your wife?"
"Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life and I'd never allow her near the gutter again."
"Wow, I hope she appreciates what you did for her."
"Not really. Jill hated to give up bowling."