Nine Oldsters Booted For Attempting Orgy
Submitted By: luvly1
Article Date: 03/18/2006
URL: http://www.goofball.com/news/INC20060315062829
The "nude geezer gala" group of Luv "hungry codgers" was reported about in our local paper. Although as a reporter, I'm not supposed to mention full names, I will say that the names start with...
1)CG - "briefs are for men who do it briefly"
2)Lingle -"feel the freedom"
3)OBX- "wanna see my nine iron?"
4)TJ (the purported organizer)
5)BDson-"what a luvly occasion"
6)Jackel- "me Jackel with nothing to Hyde"
7)Cons - "wanna see my gear cables?"
8)Obi - "the force is always with me"
9)Grand Patron (missing since event, but left cute cocktail umbrellas behind)
