Top 10 Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags
Submitted By: sy993588
Article Date: 04/25/2007
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/top10/INC20070410003241
Top Ten Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags
10. “My other bag’s a Prada”
9. “Niblet retrieval in progress”
8. “Is your colostomy bag full, or are you just happy to see me?”
7. “Colon temporarily unavailable; busy as Secretary of State”
6. “If you think this bag is full of shit, you should meet my brother-in-law”
5. “Real men don't use gloves”
4. “The Lord is my ostomy nurse!”
3. “Contents: Starbucks Coffee Of The Day”
2. “Colostomy? Colosto-YOU!”
1. “Caution: Bush domestic policy being prepared”