Golf Autopsy
Submitted By: sy993588
Article Date: 08/10/2008
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/sports/INC20080606154736
Lloyd was teeing off from the back tees. On his down-swing, he suddenly realized that his wife, Jean, was about to tee off from the red tees, directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing, he nailed the ball and hit Jean directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.
A few days later Lloyd received a call from the coroner concerning her autopsy. "Lloyd, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that correct?"
"Yes sir," Lloyd replied, "that's correct."
"Well, Lloyd, I also found a large bruise on Jean's right hip. Do you know anything about that?"
"Yes sir," Lloyd said, "That would have been my mulligan."