Just Enough
Submitted By: bd2son
Article Date: 03/04/2009
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/misc/INC20090228225121
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
"Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?"
"I can cut them for you," said Dan the pharmacist, "but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection."
"I'm 96," said the old man. "I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers."