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National Condom Week
Submitted By: Robnoxious
Article Date: 12/01/1998
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/sex/national_condom_week

The following is a list of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week.

  1. Cover your stump before you hump.

  2. Before you attack her, wrap your wacker.

  3. Don't be silly ... protect your willy.

  4. Before you blast her, guard your bushmaster.

  5. Don't be a loner ... cover your boner.

  6. When in doubt, shroud your sprout.

  7. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

  8. If yor're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

  9. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

  10. Before you bag her, sheath your dagger.

  11. It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

  12. If you slip between thighs, be sure to condomize.

  13. To save embarrassment later, cover your 'gator.

  14. She won't be sick if you wrap your dick.

  15. If you go into heat, package your meat.

  16. While undressing Venus, dress that penis.

  17. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit-up that trouser mouse.

  18. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.

  19. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

  20. Befo' da van start rockin', be sho' yo' cock got a stockin'.

  21. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

  22. The right selection? Sack that erection.

  23. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

  24. A crank with armor will never harm her.