Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't
Submitted By: Robnoxious
Article Date: 12/18/1998
URL: http://www.goofball.com/jokes/lawyer/top_ten_law
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6. Is it a penal offense? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. For $200 an hour, she better be good! 3. Can you get him to drop his suit? 2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't: 1. Think you can get me off?