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"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."-Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000
 
 

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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
— Dean Martin
 
 

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#107 You burn more calories sleeping then watching TV.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. Did ya hear about Darth Vader's sister, Ellie?
A. Hundreds of men go down on her every day.
 
 



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Courtroom Communication
He has another hand left, he should use it on the ...
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1 Huge Ship Entering The Harbour 4.52
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3 Mad Wife 4.41
4 Okla Homa 4.41
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6 My New Maid 4.39
7 Bareback Thong 4.29
8 From One Good Drunk To Another 4.29
9 Do You Have A Good Plan For Tonight? 4.27
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
 
 

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9 Inspirational 4.63
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President Obama?
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Best of two choices
He's keeping Bush's Sec. of Defense - nuff said
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McCain should have won
I'm voting for Palin in 2012
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