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George W. Bush
 
"See, we want everybody in this country, every person — we want the addict, we want the single lonely mom, we want the child, the dyslexic child — allto feel a part of the future of this country." —Bush, speaking in Dallas, Texas, on Oct. 29, 2003
 
 

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"Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves."
— Lenny Bruce
 
 

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#180 The first VCR was made in 1956 and was the size of a piano.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
head is so big she has to step into her shirts.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both see Rubble when they look out their windows.
 
 



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