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George W. Bush
 
"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
— Vice President Dan Quayle
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck?
A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
 
 



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Connect Four
Play Connect Four online.
01.27.2004

4.09
Solitaire Anyone
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Boobies Or Ass
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10.02.2004

4.09
Help The Drunk Get Home
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12.28.2004

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Elf Zapper
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09.28.2003

4.00
Elf Bowling IV
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12.17.2003

4.00
The Game Everyones Playing!
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03.01.2004

4.00
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06.01.2006

4.00
The Goofball Slut Machine
No quarters needed... Just pull the handle... No not ...
04.03.2006

4.00
Chess Game
This is the only good Flash Chess game I've ever found. ...
03.05.2004

3.92
Penguin Baseball
How far can you hit a penguin?
02.05.2004

3.91
Be A Little Kid Again
We all do this when we're kids, don't we? Why limit ...
02.17.2004

3.83
Brain Teaser
Try to get everybody across the river. And if you ...
05.10.2008

3.83
Air Hockey
Air Hockey. Nuff said.
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President Obama?
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Best of two choices
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