Top 20 of All Time As Rated By Our Viewers

	Free Drinks Larry and Steve wanted to go out drinking; they only had $2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea." 11.08.2006	4.17
	Designated Decoy Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly watching ... 04.28.2005	4.17
	The Taxidermist This guy walks into a bar down in Texas and orders ... 12.07.2005	4.17
	Have You Had A Good Day? A man walked into a quiet bar. He carried three ducks, ... 08.18.2004	4.15
	Talented Octopus A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone ... 05.14.2005	4.13
	It's Difficult To Say Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon Things ... 02.22.2004	4.09
	A Bit Of An Errand For Me Wife McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after ... 06.12.2004	4.08
	Getting Drunk Two buddies, Bob and Larry are getting very drunk ... 05.13.2006	4.08
	All Men Be Warned Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties ... 03.18.2004	4.07
	Psychiatrists Vs. Bartenders Ever since I was a child I've always had a fear of ... 05.01.2009	4.00
	Buy The Ballarina a Drink! A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress ... 01.21.2005	4.00
	The Gynecologists Drink This guy walks into a bar, sits down and asks the ... 11.25.2004	4.00
	In Need of a Push A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it's 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed ... 01.28.2009	4.00
	More Or Less? A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman ... 08.06.2008	3.93
	Pub Hopping Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro ... 11.19.2005	3.93
	No Luck At All A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. 06.04.2005	3.92
	An Irish Toast John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life... 07.23.2003	3.89
	To All My Beer Drinking Friends There's a big conference of beer producers in the... 09.17.2002	3.86
	Boiler Maker Guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "bartender, ... 01.31.2004	3.81
	Bartender's Revenge A guy walks into a bar and asks for a mug of beer... 09.30.2003	3.80